A Nigerian father has gone viral after sharing a hilarious take on fatherhood, breastfeeding, and why he now fully understands the purpose of women’s bre*sts.
In the now-trending clip, the dad jokingly declared that breasts were not created for men at all, but to help women secure wrappers when carrying babies on their backs. According to him, he learned this lesson the hard way while backing his daughter as his wife cooked.
He lamented that because he has no breasts, the wrapper kept slipping, forcing him to bend awkwardly “like a chicken” just to keep the baby asleep.
“I didn’t bend like this for any of my children,” he repeated, stressing that this particular child has turned him into a full-time contortionist because he cannot stand seeing her cry.
The video ended with another dramatic twist as he warned future suitors not to question how much he spent raising his daughter, boldly declaring himself “not a happy man, but a dangerous lion.”
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